Crazy Friendship Quotes
Friendship is not only work of trust by it’s something that makes have a hearty laugh. Friends are creatures that does silly thing and makes you do the same. They are serious one but calls you at the mid of night n makes you laugh loud at that very time. Here are some of the funniest friendship quotes that will make you laugh.
- “Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean… but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”
- “Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did.”
- “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
- “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
- “One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
- “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
- “A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.”
- “Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.”
- “When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.”
- “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
- “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”
- “Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
- “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
- “Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.”
- “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
- “Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.”
- “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
- “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
- “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
- “There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
- “One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.”
- “The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
- “Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.”
- “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
- “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”
- “Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
- “Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.”
- “There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”
- “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
- “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
- “I likeyou because you join in my weirdness.”
- “Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.”
- “Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did.”
- “The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
- “I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
- “When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.”
- “When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.”
- “Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.”
- “Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.”
- “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
- “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.”
- “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.”
- “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.”
- “We have been through thick and thin together. You do remember thin don’t you?”
- “Friends do not let friends do silly things…alone.”
- “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
- “I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.”
- “We are best friends- always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up after I finish laughing.”
- “You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You are everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
We hope that you must have had fun while reading the above funny quotes on friendship. If you have more of such crazy quotes on friendship, do share the same with us through your comments. 😛
